All I Want for Christmas is School Supplies (A Parody)

It’s that time of year again. The time when Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas gets stuck in your head until New Year’s, like it or not. Now however, we’ve spun the lyrics to represent what teachers want… school supplies.

Reads best while listening to the song so hit play and enjoy!

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
JK there’re a ton of things I need
I don’t care about the presents
But listen to my teacher plea
I just want sleep and a clone
More than you could ever know
Please send me a surprise
All I want for Christmas is school supplies

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
JK there’re a ton of things I need, and I
Don’t care about the presents
But listen to my teacher plea
I don’t need to hang a stocking
Just some books and a bookcase
Winter break will make me happy
Because honestly I’m going cray

I just want some time alone
And some new tubs of playdough
Please listen to my cries
All I want for Christmas is school supplies

I won’t ask for much this Christmas,
Just tools to help my students grow
I just want to keep on creating
And teach them everything I know

I already made my list and sent it
The envelop was really thick
I won’t even take a break
Even though it would be quick

Cause I just want pens that write,
But that is not my only plight
The laminator always dies
Oh all I want for Christmas is school supplies.

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