Winter jokes are an excellent way to collect attention and can even serve as an ice-breaker between subjects and topics in class. When the weather turns chilly and the snow starts to fall, try these hilarious winter jokes for kids! If we don’t have your favorite listed, make sure you tell us in the comments below the article!
Winter Jokes for the Classroom
Snow, snowmen, reindeer, and more. These winter jokes for kids will surely get them laughing and start the school day on a happy note!
1. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
2. Where do snowmen love to dance?
At the Snow Ball!
3. What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
4. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”
5. Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow-banks.
6. What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?
Iceberg-ers!
7. If your reindeer lost its tail, where would you go to buy a new one?
A re-tail store!
8. What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
Sno-Caps.
9. Which is quicker: hot or cold?
Hot is quicker, because you can catch cold!
10. What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats!
11. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A Snowmobile!
12. What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on a-head.
13. What do mountains wear on their heads to keep warm?
Snow-caps!
14. An icicle fell off the roof and hit a snowman on the head. What happened to him?
He was knocked out cold.
15. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
16. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
17. What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?
A “pointsetter!”
18. Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
Because of all of the wrappings.
More Winter Activities & Crafts
We have tons of activities to help you and your students stay engaged as winter break approaches. Head into the holidays with winter themes for all subjects, including science, math, PE, creative writing, and arts & crafts!
If you need supplies to make any of these activities happen, School Specialty is here to help. Our online store ensures you have everything you need to get through the winter break and into a new semester.
Do you have a favorite winter joke that we didn’t include? Leave it in the comments!!
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